His name is Aiden and he’s already waiting at the shop for you to sign papers. He really is desperate to spend time with his wife and grandkids as much as he wants.

And I’ll teach you how to make the stuff here. In like. A few days. I’m just here doing tips. Sorta spent a couple weeks as an ice statue and the doctors orders are to take it easy.

Clearly they’ve never dealt with a high energy teenager.
How about just bring me a burger and fries from the burger joint three doors down from your store? That’s a good finders fee.