text: un: thetonystark

[the_next_mission]

So, what's the multiverse method for getting verified? Anyone know?

Comments

un: gwennnnn

[hibana_incursa]

You know, that's a good question. Sorry I don't have an answer.

Re: un: thetonystark

[the_next_mission]

Yeah, this isn't gonna work. I don't have Pepper. I need a Pepper.

Hey, you know where a guy can find a shawarma joint around here? The cookies were great, but I need something savory now.

[hibana_incursa]

Right next door to Starkbucks. Today.

Things kinda move around here, but the shawarma place only just appeared near work today, so...might wanna hurry. There's a line.

un: jjones

[walkingshitshow]

Getting verified for what?

Re: un: thetonystark

[the_next_mission]

Y'know. Verified. Little blue checkmark? I don't care what you call this, it's Twitter.

Someone verify me already.

[walkingshitshow]

Are you the real Tony Stark?

un: kdanvers

[championofearth]

Verified? You know about the multi-verse?

Re: un: thetonystark

[the_next_mission]

Yup. Little blue check mark. Verified.

I normally have Pepper for this stuff, but all I got when I showed up was a hairy eyeball and a box of homemade Oreos. Like, seriously, who MAKES Oreos? Tasty, though.

[championofearth]

Oh, like twitter? Gotcha. I'm not sure how we get verified or why you would be someone who would

Hi, I'm Kara! I didn't get Oreos. I wonder if it's different for everyone.

Video

[crazy_white_girl]

[ Sorry, Tony, but you’re getting a young blonde on your feed because she’s still a little tired and not in the mood to text. But she’s curious about the username. ]

Is getting verified really that important?

Re: Video

[the_next_mission]

[Have a blank look, Adorable Teenager.]

Yes. Obviously. You should know, you're Twitter aged. What're you, fifteen?

[crazy_white_girl]

[ Oh look, an equally blank look. Fun! ]

No.

What are you? Fifty?

un: milesmorales

[idontgetpaid]

Not sure. But I think someone's had their account verified. You should check with Mr. Wayne.

Re: un: thetonystark

[the_next_mission]

This Mr. Wayne got a first name, bud?

[idontgetpaid]

Bruce Wayne. Not sure if he's actually verified, but you'll have to check with him on that.

[ Sorry Bruce. ]

text | un: carter

[shieldingfoundation]

( she won't comment on the Stark portion of his handle. not yet, anyway. )

Verified for what exactly?

Re: text | un: thetonystark

[the_next_mission]

Social media. Y'know. Checkmark. Verified.

Did I get frozen in the ice this time? Am I the new Capsicle? If this gets any worse, I might actually have to consider the possibility of thinking about maybe apologizing to Steve sort of.

text; un: Mysterio

[makeanentrance]

THE Tony Stark?

But you know of the multiverse so you must know there are a lot of you out there.

Re: text; un: thetonystark

[the_next_mission]

The one and lonely.

That's kinda how string theory works, yeah. I'm new to the reality, everything I know I picked up from books and shit.

UN: punsintended | Text.

[babyavenger]

[ GASP. ]

[ Hang on. He has quickly check to make sure he's not doing anything he's not supposed to or that Tony might feel the need to lecture him about. Nope. He's good. Okay. ]

Mr Stark! You're here, too???

[the_next_mission]

Yep.

Who are you again?

text | un: realbrucewayne (☑)

[menarebrave]

Most people are concerned about their new setting first, not their verification.

Re: text | un: thetonystark

[the_next_mission]

Most people didn't just fall out of the sky. Literally. Space, Asphyxiation, Hulk Scream, Oreos. In that order.

Wait, you're verified. How'd you get verified? Sharing is caring, dude.

text: un: thewasp

[wasp_stings]

[ Jan wonders if it is too much to hope that this is the Tony from her world. ]

Tony! It's so good to see another familiar face!

Re: text: un: thetonystark

[the_next_mission]

[Sees username. Oh. Oh, no no no.]

We've never met, and if you're who I think you are? We probably never should if you don't want to make your lesser half REAL damn cranky.