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[covert_ops]

No, I haven't done the reading yet. Not much of a reader, but I'll get on that soon. I promise.

Aside from all that, hi, I'm Helix. Do I know any of you?

Also, cookies aren't really on my diet, but who can say no to the best chocolate chip I've ever had?

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[covert_ops]

Nah, it's all right. I'm used to being on my own.

You're not a moustache twirling villain, are you?