video: un: witdiseased

[hadbaddreams]

[There's quite a bit of fumbling at first, with some shots of the floor and feet in boots before Hamlet manages to wrangle the camera into submission. And then what can be seen is a young lady with her hair pulled back in a messy braid, wearing what looks to be a pirate shirt and vest.

Because it is. Before coming here, she had been kidnapped by pirates. And so she is wearing, in a very literal sense, a pirate outfit.]

Hallo illo lo hallo! Greetings to the town of Haven and all it's denizens, may you be well on this day. I am Hamlet, formerly of Denmark and now of the ocean, somewhere off the coast of England.

A great thanks to the man Jerry for providing me with information on this place, little though it was I give him thanks.

I do believe I have mastered this device well enough to communicate with you all. So come, tell me who you are and what it is you do in this perhaps formerly fine place. It was once perhaps a place of some grandeur, but seems to have fallen upon hard times.

As have we all. As have we all.

Comments

[hadbaddreams]

The only other clothing with me is my mourning gown, and I fear it would be awful heavy in this heat. And so in trousers I will stay, as there is no one here to disapprove of my decisions. Or those that may have no power to wield over me.

What weirdness lies in this place? Is it more or less strange than any other?

[crazy_white_girl]

Well, if someone does disapprove or whatever, then they're an idiot. Just wear whatever you're comfortable with. I'm sure you can find some clothes.

Oh, I'm guessing this place is really weird but it hasn't shown itself totally yet. The last place we were in had ice monsters. Well, invisible monsters who could turn people to ice.

[hadbaddreams]

This sounds horrifying. Let is pray there is no such thing here.

[crazy_white_girl]

I'll be ready to kick its ass this time if there is.