video/text/ un: redpyro

[arsonist]

(Camera shows a fully suited up Pyro. Red jumpsuit, gloves, gas mask. They speak but it's muffled, and it's hard to tell what they're saying.)

Hudda hudda hudda! Eeuaghafvada.

(They switch the feed to text.)

Hi! I'm Pyro! Nice to meet you! Is this a contract or are we free to roam? I haven't had a chance to roam in awhile. Can I watch Star Trek here?