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[babyavenger]

sup guys. ive been kinda MIA. dont ask what i was doing all this time, im not even sure i know

anyway, uh... what all's been going down since we moved into like an HP Lovecraft horror novel?

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[babyavenger]

Yup! thats the one! its okay though, he hasnt stabbed me once yet. which i realize is a rlly low bar but hey.

anyways

yeah, May says i dont need to go there because of this that and the other. i wasnt really listening and ive been there like twice.

it was by accident but i sure as hell wasnt gonna tell her about it.

[walkingshitshow]

You really need to check your idea of standards, kid.

You know, I shouldn't ask how you accidentally ended up in Hell's Kitchen because it's possible

But how?

[babyavenger]

i said it was a low bar but i mean just because it's low doesnt really mean it doesnt deserve being mentioned.

oh, uh once i fell asleep on the subway and then the other time i got tricked by someone at school into going to a thing-it was a bad thing and i shouldnt have gone.

[walkingshitshow]

Except that we did mention it.

What happened to you?

[babyavenger]

i went back home and never told my aunt about it and lived hap-uh. I lived.