text; un: originalbadass

[fangedredemption]

hey. don't know what ur supposed to say here but hi I'm new. names Johnny. weirdass place u got here

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un: gwennnnn - text

[hibana_incursa]

No, that pretty much covers it. Weird-ass place is accurate.

[fangedredemption]

fan ducking tastic

[hibana_incursa]

Damn you, autocorrect.

Pretty sure you didn't mean ducking. I'll teach you how to bypass that when I see you again.

[fangedredemption]

no. I didn't. why the hell did it change? stupid phone. I hate this thing

ducking
ducking
duck
DUCK
F U C K DUCK THIS IS SO DUMB

[hibana_incursa]

Trust me, I get it. I think there's a way to turn that off? or at least edit it so you can swear without being censored like that.

[fangedredemption]

its not like duck isnt a real word. this isn't daytime tv the fcc shouldn't give a shit what I say

teach me how to turn it off

[hibana_incursa]

Stop by Pour Decisions after 9. I'll be working as barback but if you text me to let me know you're there, I'll help you add swears to your phones dictionary.

[fangedredemption]

are u even old enough 2 work in a bar? but ok

[hibana_incursa]

Possibly not in other universes but here we haven’t found rules against it.

Plus I’m old enough to get tattoos here? So I don’t know. Things are weird.

But yeah. See you then.

Have you found anyone you know in the directory?

[fangedredemption]

very weird

yeah. couple kids.

[hibana_incursa]

I live with a couple kids. What are their names? Maybe I know them from when we still had a school or something?

[fangedredemption]

Sam Larusso & the other 1 just goes by Hawk

[hibana_incursa]

I know them. They’re my housemates. I’m dating Hawk. Sam’s one of my best friends.

[fangedredemption]

oh yeah? cool. dont know Sam that well but Hawk was in my dojo for a while

[hibana_incursa]

Cobra Kai, right? He told me about that.

Sam's pretty cool. She's one of my best friends in town. I think she'd be glad to see another familiar face. At least, I hope so?

[fangedredemption]

yeah. I got edged out but yeah

don't know, me and her dad don't really get along

[hibana_incursa]

Yeeeah he told me about Kreese, too. And how because of his influence, he became an absolute bully but recent events back home really shook him out of it.

So...just sayin'...if Kreese shows up? He's on a shitlist or two.



[...does it count as two shitlists if one of them is Gwens and one of them is Ghost-Spiders? ]

[fangedredemption]

yeah think I'm from those recent events. got my ass kicked by that duck er

so good luck with that

[hibana_incursa]

Where are you staying?

[fangedredemption]

I've got an apartment. like an adult.

[hibana_incursa]

So you've talked to Jerry, then. Good. He's pretty cool. Deals with a lot of bullshit, but has cookies for people that don't act like jerks to him.

[fangedredemption]

I tried. managed it long enough to score a cookie.
not even oatmeal raisin, like a solid actual cookie

[hibana_incursa]

See, the fact that you got a cookie means you're okay. A lot of us aren't fond of hearing Jerry got mistreated.

[fangedredemption]

or it just means I'm having a shitty enough couple days I'm out of shit to give other people. but sure

[hibana_incursa]

That's fair, too, to be honest. Everyone has a limit.