un: dagger - private text to un: number2

[crazy_white_girl]

Hey Freddy, I think we need to cancel our lessons. I'm not really leaving the house right now.

Also, are you ok??

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text; un: number 2

[bargain_batman]

Freddy? Quit being racist
Why aren’t you leaving the house? I can come to you
Wait, does this have to do with Waffles? —No details just a yes or no thx

I’m fucking peachy. Nothing like being tased randomly.

It fucking sucks.

[crazy_white_girl]

What?? I wasn't being racist.

And no, I just don't want to leave the house. This glitching thing or whatever they call it sucks. And I can't even summon my daggers right now.

It sucks a lot.

[bargain_batman]

You could’ve called me Blade. That would’ve been more progressive

What? Are you serious right now? No daggers??

[crazy_white_girl]

Gees, I was thinking about the guy from A Nightmare on Elm Street. Way to go, Grumpalumpulous.

ok no, that was too much to type out.

But yeah, no daggers. They're a part of my power.

[bargain_batman]

Are you seeing me in your dreams? 🙊

[ There was a long while before more messages came back. Diego was testing his abilities and it took a fifth knife not hitting its intended mark before he believed what she told him. ]

So what, when we suddenly collapse it’s our powers leaving? Are they just leached out? This is a bunch of bullshit!

[crazy_white_girl]

More like my nightmares. 😈

[ That's okay because it is going to take a few minutes after that for her to finally respond again. Mostly because another round of glitching staggers her. ]

I think so. God, it hurts.

[bargain_batman]

Makes sense since this entire shit show is a nightmare.
Wtf is it with the weird things we see when the shit happens? I had to endure a chat between you and Waffles.
You had longer hair and talking about when hope slips away you get hot and bothered. I’m really not sure what was worse; that convo or being drained

[crazy_white_girl]

Oh god, don't repeat it!!

Look, that was a bad time for me and I was doing bad things. I'm not proud of it.

What's worse is you repeating it.

[bargain_batman]

You both had clothes on, if that helps any
Kill me now if I start to see people fooling around
I sure as hell wouldn’t tell anyone Ive seen them in action

[crazy_white_girl]

Of course we both had clothes on!

Okay, that just makes me want to stay in even more. I don't want to see that either.

[bargain_batman]

Wait, has it stopped because you’re staying home?

[crazy_white_girl]

No. I'm just more comfortable here when the glitches hit.

Then Waffles....

DAMNIT!

THEN TY DOESN'T WORRY

[bargain_batman]

Better for you 2 to stay in if powers are gone.
…I might be laughing at you

[crazy_white_girl]

Are you staying in too or braving it out there?

😒

[bargain_batman]

I don’t stay in but haven’t been holding any classes either. Mainly keeping an eye at Pour Judgment

So if you need anything, let me know

[crazy_white_girl]

Keeping an eye on what? Are people still going to the bar right now???

Will do. The same goes for you, ok?

[bargain_batman]

Are you kidding? People have less issues than this glitching bs and rush to get drunk. Of course people are still going to the bar. It’s great having to pick them up off the floor when they glitch… said no one ever.

You stay put with Waffles. Thats what you can do for me :)

[crazy_white_girl]

I guess just leaving them there isn't an option?

I'll do my best! Also, I'm going to blame you if I accidentally call him Waffles to his face.

[bargain_batman]

The boss frowns against that. I prefer her not frowning.

You’re welcome!

[crazy_white_girl]

Really? I would have thought...well, not that you didn't care about that sort of thing. Never mind.

😠

[bargain_batman]

What, that I keep a frown off my boss’s face? You never heard the saying, don’t bite the hand that feeds you?

😘

[crazy_white_girl]

I've heard of it. Just never used it, I guess.

🙄😂

[bargain_batman]

So you’re a biter. Noted.
Actually, I’m not filing that away. I’m going to pretend we never had this conversation

😄

[crazy_white_girl]

And then you had to go make it weird. But only sometimes.

But yeah, let's just forget it.

[bargain_batman]

For the record, I said first about forgetting this conversation ever took place.

[crazy_white_girl]

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