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[sixcollegecredits]

okay so considering that i recently got sucked into a nick@nite town created by an avenger that went cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs this isn't the weirdest thing to happen to me.

ever since i met thor:
i've had a town burned down by a giant robot
survived an alien invasion from space elves
survived another alien invasion in nyc
watched half the world disappear and then reappear
get sucked into a sitcom


aaand now i'm here.

what is my life anymore?

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[sixcollegecredits]

it's crazy but coming here is probably the most normal i've had in a while.

so, hi! i'm darcy. nice to meet you.

[bargain_batman]

I can imagine. Can't say my life was as crazy as yours before ending up here but it wasn't a cakewalk. Earth literally blew up.

I'm Diego. I teach MMA over at Phoenix Rising in the Metroplex and work security for Pour Judgment, if you ever want to say hi in person.

[sixcollegecredits]

wait wait WAIT. it literally blew up? big bang 2.0?! holy shit, dude. so did it go kaboom and you ended up here?

pour judgement is an epic bar name. i can't kick ass so i'll be more likely to see you at the latter.

[bargain_batman]

Something exploded the moon which in turn went on a collision course with the earth. The biggest of bangs. And yeah, I ended up here when that kicked off.

[ There was a lot more to that story that he glossed over. Opening with 'my family was responsible for the world ending' wasn't going to make anyone trust him. ]

The place has an epic owner. Jessica Jones. Just don't tell her I said that.

[sixcollegecredits]

holy shitballs...that is some major head stuff. i would love to hear more about it if you ever feel up to sharing. it's fascinating and morbid all at the same time.

your secret is safe with me. 🤐

[bargain_batman]

Definitely morbid. The entire circumstance is complicated, to say the least.
Maybe not as complicated as giant robots, space elves, or alien invasions.

[sixcollegecredits]

hey, everyone's trauma is equally traumatizing here. we've both seen shit that will give us ptsd for yeeeeears.

[bargain_batman]

true story. I think I'd like to hear about half the world disappearing and reappearing. And sucked into a sitcom. Or whatevers less traumatizing

[sixcollegecredits]

dude, it's a date! just tell me when and where.

[bargain_batman]

I'm not training anyone in the morning. How do you feel about zoos?

[sixcollegecredits]

we have a zoo here?!

if so fuck yes, let's do this!