Audio: UN: punsintended (pretend this was on the 10th)

[babyavenger]

S'up Everyone?

Guess who's sixteen today?

So far, it feels a lot like fifteen.

I'll let you know if it changes.

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Audio | un: milesmorales

[idontgetpaid]

Oh hey, happy birthday! Might need to give it a bit more time.

Any fun plans to celebrate?

[babyavenger]

Thanks! and uh.. not really. help with town repairs, I guess?

Maybe I'll see if there's anywhere with a cookie cake or something I can get.

[idontgetpaid]

...Y'know, I haven't even seen anyplace around here that sell regular cookies.

[ Haven was pretty...lacking in some things. ]

[babyavenger]

Yeah, I don't have high hopes for any cookies.

[idontgetpaid]

Well hey, you wanna hang out or something? I can't promise cookies, but we could probably find some way to celebrate.

[babyavenger]

Yeah, sounds great.

not too sure what there is to do but we'll figure something out. Mr Loki got me some pretty sick jumping shoes-we can try those out.

[idontgetpaid]

Jumping shoes? [ Miles can only think of those old moon shoes toys that kids had sometimes, which...compared to Spider powers, were kind of dull. ]

video un: classified

[covert_ops]

Happy Birthday, kiddo. Anything around here to do to celebrate?

[babyavenger]

I don't know.

help clean up, I guess? It's fine I like helping people.

audio; un: dagger

[crazy_white_girl]

Hey, happy birthday!

And yeah, I think birthdays start to feel less like a big thing as you get older. It kind of sucks.

[babyavenger]

Thanks!

I thought sixteen was supposed to be some huge milestone but it doesn't really feel like one. I think I was more excited about turning ten.

Audio; UN: originaltrickster (pretend this respond came the day it was posted)

[morethanatrickster]

In Asgard we celebrate namedays, not birthdays, but I hope you enjoy the gift.

[Because Loki is playing the part of a responsible adult, he's actually at work, but if Peter investigates the living room of their apartment, he will find a small box with a simple sweetcake, and a larger wrapped package containing some pretty rad shoes.]

[babyavenger]

I have no idea when my parents named me but I assume it was around the time I was born. I was a preemie so they probably didn't have too much time to decide on a name.

[ Pause. Wait. Did he just say? ]

What? Gift? You didn't have to do that-I mean-I really appreciate it but really it's okay.

[ he's moved off to the living room and out of curiosity and also because, as polite as he tries to be, he's really excited about getting a birthday present. ]

Ohmygod! I've seen these are youtube. These are amazing!

[morethanatrickster]

I thought you might like them.

[He's not excited that Peter likes them or anything. That would suggest he cared about pleasing people, and he most certainly does not.]

I really don't understand how mortals go about naming children they've never met.