Posted Anonymously aka Totally Not From May Parker's Account

[mayday_parker]

[The image shows the head and shoulders of Spider-Girl standing in the road at the edge of town. If you look closely enough you can see that her suit looks a little dirty.]

Sooooo, you know how we all make trash? Or at least I assume we do, I guess? My bad if you don't.

Anyway, you might notice we have garbage trucks in town. Totally normal, right? What's not totally normal is that we don't have a dump. Or even a trash barge.

So if you're thinking you can leave town by hitching a ride on a garbage truck? Nope. Hard no. What you CAN do is ride a garbage truck to the edge of town as it leaves and then suddenly find yourself in the middle of the street. Covered in garbage.

Comments

[hashtagparkerluck]

That's a mood. I mean I haven't tried it yet but that totally sounds like something I'd do.

[mayday_parker]

Well glad I could save you the trouble. Just one of the services provided by your friendly neighborhood Spider-Girl.

Not that "getting covered in garbage for you" is a regular service, this was more of a one time thing.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Wait.

wait, wait-wait. Spider Girl?

[ Another Spider Person?? ]

[mayday_parker]

The one and only!

Well, not really. I've met like... at least 4 others. I think?

[May paused and started ticking off fingers on one hand.]

It's hard to keep track sometimes. There's me, and other Spider-Girl who became Araña, then other Spider-Girl, then other other Spider-Girl we called Spider-Bitch for reasons that are obvious if you ever met her, other other OTHER Spider-Girl I've only heard about.

Then there's Spider-Woman. Other Spider-Woman. Other OTHER... look the others get real deep on this one. Like 6 deep I'm sure.

But yeah. Spider-Girl.