Posted Anonymously aka Totally Not From May Parker's Account

[mayday_parker]

[The image shows the head and shoulders of Spider-Girl standing in the road at the edge of town. If you look closely enough you can see that her suit looks a little dirty.]

Sooooo, you know how we all make trash? Or at least I assume we do, I guess? My bad if you don't.

Anyway, you might notice we have garbage trucks in town. Totally normal, right? What's not totally normal is that we don't have a dump. Or even a trash barge.

So if you're thinking you can leave town by hitching a ride on a garbage truck? Nope. Hard no. What you CAN do is ride a garbage truck to the edge of town as it leaves and then suddenly find yourself in the middle of the street. Covered in garbage.

Comments

[hashtagparkerluck]

That's a mood. I mean I haven't tried it yet but that totally sounds like something I'd do.

[mayday_parker]

Well glad I could save you the trouble. Just one of the services provided by your friendly neighborhood Spider-Girl.

Not that "getting covered in garbage for you" is a regular service, this was more of a one time thing.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Wait.

wait, wait-wait. Spider Girl?

[ Another Spider Person?? ]

[mayday_parker]

The one and only!

Well, not really. I've met like... at least 4 others. I think?

[May paused and started ticking off fingers on one hand.]

It's hard to keep track sometimes. There's me, and other Spider-Girl who became Araña, then other Spider-Girl, then other other Spider-Girl we called Spider-Bitch for reasons that are obvious if you ever met her, other other OTHER Spider-Girl I've only heard about.

Then there's Spider-Woman. Other Spider-Woman. Other OTHER... look the others get real deep on this one. Like 6 deep I'm sure.

But yeah. Spider-Girl.

[nosuchthingasfate]

[ Okay, that's kind of new. ]

Do all the garbage trucks head out of town the same way?

[mayday_parker]

They do not. You do get covered in garbage no matter which road the truck is on though.

[nosuchthingasfate]

I'm guessing you tried to hitch a ride on each one?

I wonder what happens if there is too much garbage ever.

[mayday_parker]

Yup, had to be thorough.

I don't know. The garbage clearly goes SOMEWHERE, I just can't get there by riding on the trucks.

[nosuchthingasfate]

It makes you wonder what else...doesn't add up. Besides everything.

Thanks for letting us know.

[mayday_parker]

I'm going to start making a list but I have a feeling that there's a whole lot.

Hey, I do what I can!

filtered to spider-types:

[hibana_incursa]

We're going to try again. We as in I'm helping out, and so is Spider-Man. They can't disappear on all of us, right?

Next trash night. That's...Thursday?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ What did he just say about getting covered in garbage?? ]

sure but im not getting covered in garbage.

[hibana_incursa]

It's fine. I don't really mind if I get gross. I just want to know why the trucks are disappearing.

Re: filtered to spider-types:

[mayday_parker]

100% sure they can disappear on all of us but I'm willing to try.

Video:

[he_who_dwells]

Vanishing garbage trucks?

[ There's the softest of blue-white flickers of light around and in his eyes and soon enough, a tiny angel in battle armor, complete with sword and wings, appears near Eugene on screen. ]

Let me know if you see another truck, and where. I'll send my friend to follow them. That way no one has to be covered in gross.

Re: Video:

[mayday_parker]

[The little angel warrior thing was both majestic and adorable and May wanted one.]

Hello friend.

[May waved a little awkwardly, not entirely sure if the little guy could respond.]

The trucks head out pretty regularly though. They seem to have a set route.

Re: Video:

[he_who_dwells]

[ Little angel does in fact respond, and with a bow no less. ]

Any idea what their schedule is? Roughly.

Re: Video:

[mayday_parker]

[Oh my gosh it bowed to her. Now she really wanted one.]

Yeah, I'll send you all my research. I'm not the best detective but I can track some garbage trucks pretty easily.