Posted Anonymously aka Totally Not From May Parker's Account

[mayday_parker]

[The image shows the head and shoulders of Spider-Girl standing in the road at the edge of town. If you look closely enough you can see that her suit looks a little dirty.]

Sooooo, you know how we all make trash? Or at least I assume we do, I guess? My bad if you don't.

Anyway, you might notice we have garbage trucks in town. Totally normal, right? What's not totally normal is that we don't have a dump. Or even a trash barge.

So if you're thinking you can leave town by hitching a ride on a garbage truck? Nope. Hard no. What you CAN do is ride a garbage truck to the edge of town as it leaves and then suddenly find yourself in the middle of the street. Covered in garbage.

Comments

[mayday_parker]

They do not. You do get covered in garbage no matter which road the truck is on though.

[nosuchthingasfate]

I'm guessing you tried to hitch a ride on each one?

I wonder what happens if there is too much garbage ever.

[mayday_parker]

Yup, had to be thorough.

I don't know. The garbage clearly goes SOMEWHERE, I just can't get there by riding on the trucks.

[nosuchthingasfate]

It makes you wonder what else...doesn't add up. Besides everything.

Thanks for letting us know.

[mayday_parker]

I'm going to start making a list but I have a feeling that there's a whole lot.

Hey, I do what I can!