Posted Anonymously aka Totally Not From May Parker's Account

[mayday_parker]

[The image shows the head and shoulders of Spider-Girl standing in the road at the edge of town. If you look closely enough you can see that her suit looks a little dirty.]

Sooooo, you know how we all make trash? Or at least I assume we do, I guess? My bad if you don't.

Anyway, you might notice we have garbage trucks in town. Totally normal, right? What's not totally normal is that we don't have a dump. Or even a trash barge.

So if you're thinking you can leave town by hitching a ride on a garbage truck? Nope. Hard no. What you CAN do is ride a garbage truck to the edge of town as it leaves and then suddenly find yourself in the middle of the street. Covered in garbage.

Comments

filtered to spider-types:

[hibana_incursa]

We're going to try again. We as in I'm helping out, and so is Spider-Man. They can't disappear on all of us, right?

Next trash night. That's...Thursday?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ What did he just say about getting covered in garbage?? ]

sure but im not getting covered in garbage.

[hibana_incursa]

It's fine. I don't really mind if I get gross. I just want to know why the trucks are disappearing.

Re: filtered to spider-types:

[mayday_parker]

100% sure they can disappear on all of us but I'm willing to try.