Posted Anonymously aka Totally Not From May Parker's Account

[mayday_parker]

[The image shows the head and shoulders of Spider-Girl standing in the road at the edge of town. If you look closely enough you can see that her suit looks a little dirty.]

Sooooo, you know how we all make trash? Or at least I assume we do, I guess? My bad if you don't.

Anyway, you might notice we have garbage trucks in town. Totally normal, right? What's not totally normal is that we don't have a dump. Or even a trash barge.

So if you're thinking you can leave town by hitching a ride on a garbage truck? Nope. Hard no. What you CAN do is ride a garbage truck to the edge of town as it leaves and then suddenly find yourself in the middle of the street. Covered in garbage.

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Video:

[he_who_dwells]

Vanishing garbage trucks?

[ There's the softest of blue-white flickers of light around and in his eyes and soon enough, a tiny angel in battle armor, complete with sword and wings, appears near Eugene on screen. ]

Let me know if you see another truck, and where. I'll send my friend to follow them. That way no one has to be covered in gross.

Re: Video:

[mayday_parker]

[The little angel warrior thing was both majestic and adorable and May wanted one.]

Hello friend.

[May waved a little awkwardly, not entirely sure if the little guy could respond.]

The trucks head out pretty regularly though. They seem to have a set route.

Re: Video:

[he_who_dwells]

[ Little angel does in fact respond, and with a bow no less. ]

Any idea what their schedule is? Roughly.

Re: Video:

[mayday_parker]

[Oh my gosh it bowed to her. Now she really wanted one.]

Yeah, I'll send you all my research. I'm not the best detective but I can track some garbage trucks pretty easily.