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[babyavenger]

So i was told there was a network i could post on to meet the other people here?

i'm Peter Parker, just arrived an hour ago.

i have questions but i'll be honest

i haven't read the whole welcome packet yet.

anyways, i have no idea what i'm doing?? but Hi?

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[babyavenger]

[ What a weird username. Is this guy a magician?? ]

since 2002!

[makeanentrance]

2002? How old are you?

[babyavenger]

im like 98% it's not a great idea to give random strangers your age over the internet

but

15

[makeanentrance]

And you just arrived here.

[And here may come a strange question.]

Have you seen Mary Jane?

[babyavenger]

are you offering me drugs?

[makeanentrance]

What?

No, I'm talking about your girl.

[babyavenger]

my girl?

i dont have a girl, thnx

i think youve got me confused with someone else.

i mean, Peter Parker isn't THAT uncommon of a name.

[makeanentrance]

I guess so.

Still, it is a very strange coincidence.

I arrived here not too long ago myself.

[babyavenger]

dude, the whole thing is strange

ive only talked to that Jerry guy and a social worker lady thus far. i guess they think im too young to take care of myself or something. smh

anyway, anything i should know thats not in the welcome brochure?

[makeanentrance]

There was some trouble with unseen forces but I think it's being sorted out by some superhero-types.

Apart from that I'm still figuring things out myself.

[babyavenger]

whoa so theres like superheros here too? thats awesome.

im anxious to go look around and stuff but Shelly says i cant until i know where im staying and all thats been cleared with my appointed guardian.

any food youd recommend? im like

starving.

[makeanentrance]

There should be pizza somewhere.