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[youowemeanewbow]

OK. I know what I was told. The macarons were amazing--you rule, Jerry.

Still? If this is some kind of weird breach, I need to know now.

If anyone knows the Beacon Hills pack, Steve Rogers, Venus Van Dam, or Leonard Snart, point them at this message. Thanks.

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Re: un: french4silver

[youowemeanewbow]

Please tell me that's some weird-ass nickname for the Admiral after the underwear request thing.

[walkingshitshow]

Why would I be talking about Steve Rogers's underwear? Which are probably tightie-whities btw.

[youowemeanewbow]

OH MY GOD DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT STEVE'S FUCKING UNDERWEAR WHAT THE HELL.

Hang on, do you KNOW Steve? Bucky, too?

[walkingshitshow]

You brought it up first.

No, not like that. I just know of them.

[youowemeanewbow]

Dude, I don't think Steve got hit by that one--anyway, I wasn't bringing up HIS underwear. It was this weird...THING in the last place I was. People's lives got flipped or genders got switched. Someone asked for underwear 'cause they didn't have any and the Admiral--man in charge--literally put out a clothesline of Underoos and shit for the whole Barge.

It was kinda funny.

Crap. Now I can't get it out of my head. This is worse than waking up to a dresser full of bras and shit.

[walkingshitshow]

People got their genders switched? Where in the world did this even happen?

Have a habit of fixating, huh?

[youowemeanewbow]

It's this place called the Barge. Think Purgatory, but you get a second chance. People who fuck up and die go there as inmates, and if they can figure their shit out and turn things around? They get sent back and they live. The people who help them are wardens, folks who get the chance to save a soul in exchange for any favor they want.

I'm a warden there. I was, I mean. Before I showed up here.

And yeah, I do. Sort of. It can get nasty when I get hung up on the wrong things, though.

[walkingshitshow]

So the Barge is actually a prison?

Yeah, well, who doesn't have a habit of doing that?

[youowemeanewbow]

Yeah, kinda. But with a hell of a lot more freedom than a normal one. Also, most prisons don't go sailing around the multiverse. Like, literally. It's a cruise ship.

Not many people develop fixations that involve wiping out an entire species. I kinda did. Werewolves. It was a little on the personal side.

[walkingshitshow]

Wait, so this sort of prison was a cruise ship flying around...what exactly is the multiverse? Give me your take on it.

Werewolves...okay.