text; username:french4silver

[youowemeanewbow]

OK. I know what I was told. The macarons were amazing--you rule, Jerry.

Still? If this is some kind of weird breach, I need to know now.

If anyone knows the Beacon Hills pack, Steve Rogers, Venus Van Dam, or Leonard Snart, point them at this message. Thanks.

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un: malady

[mal_adaptive]

Hoping someone will tell you how to get home?

Re: un: french4silver

[youowemeanewbow]

Why would I want to go home? I left for a reason.

Fuck. This really isn't a breach, is it? Please tell me you've heard of The Barge.

[mal_adaptive]

Oooooookay.

No, can't say that I have.

[youowemeanewbow]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

My friends? Are legit going to kill me. This? Blows.

[mal_adaptive]

Can they track where you are?

cw: vague allusions to self harmful behavior

[youowemeanewbow]

Nope. And what's worse? They're probably worried that I ran off and did something stupid. Like, suicidally stupid.

I, uh, was making a habit of that for a minute there. I'm not anymore since I got turned, but they still get paranoid.

[mal_adaptive]

Oh.

[ Small pause because Mal doesn't know what to say or do which makes her wish Evie was around since her friend is better at things like this. ]

I'm sorry to hear that. That must have been very hard to go through...for all of you. But what do you mean since you got turned?

[youowemeanewbow]

That's kinda hard to explain.

Do you believe in the supernatural? Werewolves, magic, stuff like that?

[mal_adaptive]

[ XD ]

Maybe a little.

[youowemeanewbow]

Well, I am.

One, I mean.

A werewolf.

[mal_adaptive]

You're a werewolf?

Like you turn into....

text --> video;PRIVATE

[youowemeanewbow]

[There's no text back for quite some time. At least five minutes.

Then...video initiated--and there's a dark haired young man with equally dark eyes and a small, humorless smile.

Before her eyes, dark eyes start to bleed gold and glow softly--and when he opens his mouth, it's filled with razor sharp canine teeth, top and bottom. The distortion of his jaw makes his voice come out equally distorted, and a good two or three octaves lower than it should be.]

'Sup?

[It's a risk, but...they'll either freak out? Or she won't. Period.

...hopefully not. 'Cause...well, she's pretty.]

[mal_adaptive]

[ At first, Mal thinks she has scared him off somehow but she doesn’t see why. He’s the one who had brought the whole werewolf thing up and so it was only natural for her to be curious.

Then he surprises her right as she is about to put her phone down but stops when he initiates the video call instead of texting.

Turning on her own video, he would find himself looking at a young, pretty woman with purple-blue hair and a slight, curious smirk on her face. At least until he starts to change, then the smirk drops and her lips part in surprise.

But she doesn’t look scared. She looks intrigued instead, leaning forward slightly despite the fact that it really isn’t going to let her look any closer than she is right now. ]

That’s so cool. Does it hurt?

un: jjones

[walkingshitshow]

You know the Flag Waver?

Re: un: french4silver

[youowemeanewbow]

Please tell me that's some weird-ass nickname for the Admiral after the underwear request thing.

[walkingshitshow]

Why would I be talking about Steve Rogers's underwear? Which are probably tightie-whities btw.

[youowemeanewbow]

OH MY GOD DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT STEVE'S FUCKING UNDERWEAR WHAT THE HELL.

Hang on, do you KNOW Steve? Bucky, too?

[walkingshitshow]

You brought it up first.

No, not like that. I just know of them.

[youowemeanewbow]

Dude, I don't think Steve got hit by that one--anyway, I wasn't bringing up HIS underwear. It was this weird...THING in the last place I was. People's lives got flipped or genders got switched. Someone asked for underwear 'cause they didn't have any and the Admiral--man in charge--literally put out a clothesline of Underoos and shit for the whole Barge.

It was kinda funny.

Crap. Now I can't get it out of my head. This is worse than waking up to a dresser full of bras and shit.

[walkingshitshow]

People got their genders switched? Where in the world did this even happen?

Have a habit of fixating, huh?

[youowemeanewbow]

It's this place called the Barge. Think Purgatory, but you get a second chance. People who fuck up and die go there as inmates, and if they can figure their shit out and turn things around? They get sent back and they live. The people who help them are wardens, folks who get the chance to save a soul in exchange for any favor they want.

I'm a warden there. I was, I mean. Before I showed up here.

And yeah, I do. Sort of. It can get nasty when I get hung up on the wrong things, though.

[walkingshitshow]

So the Barge is actually a prison?

Yeah, well, who doesn't have a habit of doing that?

[youowemeanewbow]

Yeah, kinda. But with a hell of a lot more freedom than a normal one. Also, most prisons don't go sailing around the multiverse. Like, literally. It's a cruise ship.

Not many people develop fixations that involve wiping out an entire species. I kinda did. Werewolves. It was a little on the personal side.

[walkingshitshow]

Wait, so this sort of prison was a cruise ship flying around...what exactly is the multiverse? Give me your take on it.

Werewolves...okay.

text: un - gwennnnn

[hibana_incursa]

Weird breach?

text: un - french4silver

[youowemeanewbow]

Yeah. This last place I was in, these things called breaches happened, where other realities sort of invaded ours. Some were kinda cool, others weren't.

Like, decidedly ROTTEN.

Re: text: un - french4silver

[hibana_incursa]

Look at you, having experience with the Multiverse.

So it was other universes invading your space, and not so much you falling into other universes? I have experience with that second one.

text: un: thewasp

[wasp_stings]

Steve's definitely not here.

text: un: french4silver

[youowemeanewbow]

You sure? I mean, you know him? Do you know Bucky, too?

[wasp_stings]

We're teammates, he wouldn't ghost me when I put out the call for help. So I know he's not here. I'm acquainted with Bucky, but I don't know him the way Steve does.

text | un: carter

[shieldingfoundation]

How do you know Steve Rogers?

text | un: french4silver

[youowemeanewbow]

He's a close friend--almost family, depending on how you look at it.

Do you know him? Or Bucky?

[shieldingfoundation]

( for half a tick she considers they're each talking about a different Steve Rogers. after all, the only family Steve had left were the Barnes'.

oh, but then... then she knows they aren't. )

I did. ( past tense. ) Know both of them.

What's your name?

[youowemeanewbow]

Alan Argent.

Wait, DID? What do you mean, DID? Are they okay? Did something happen to them? What happened to them?

[Shit, where is Stiles when he needs him? He doesn't know enough about those stupid movies and comic books to know what happens to them after the war...fuck.]