text | un: rotten

[looneytunes]

Uh THAT was weird.

but these cookies

😘🤏

I'm Harley! What's your name?

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text | un: realbrucewayne (☑)

[menarebrave]

Harley? Well, now, that's an uncommon name. Welcome to Driftcrest.

[ There are plenty of people named "Harley", but given how many people have showed up in his reality? He has his suspicions on who this might be. Which makes him far less than thrilled. Maybe it's the paranoia getting to him, but, he's fairly sure he knows who this Harley is.

He almost wants to be proven wrong. ]

[looneytunes]

BRUCE... WAYNE?!

Harley is short for Harleen. Even more uncommon!

[menarebrave]

I'm guessing that means you know A Bruce Wayne. Have you heard of the multiverse?

Harleen. Interesting.

[ And that confirms it. Diana, Clark, Harley Quinn. Who the hell else is coming? ]

[looneytunes]

I do! I named my hyena after him.
Isn't it tho?

[menarebrave]

A hyena.

[ She has what? Then again, he needs to confirm that this is the Harley of his timeline. There's no point in casting an emotional judgement if she isn't. Maybe there is a Harley in the multiverse that hadn't ... well. ]

I mentioned the multiverse. Think of it as all these different realities. Some have people in common, some don't. I might not be the exact Bruce Wayne you know of.

It might be best if you ask me questions to determine that.

Just so I know if I should feel flattered or not.

[looneytunes]

So you live in Gotham, right?

Did you have a Mister-- I mean, Joker?

[menarebrave]

Outside of city limits if you want to get technical.

We have the Clown Prince of Gotham. One of the largest crime bosses and part of the syndicate. Ran a few nightclubs from what I heard.

[looneytunes]

Did you ever hear of his much more competent ex psychiatrist turn Queen? She-- I broke up with him and then tangled with Roman Sionis.

(Broke up with, was throw out by, potato potato.)

[menarebrave]

The last rumors I heard was that a break out had been done at Belle Reve prison.

I'm guessing that was you?

[ They're broken up? ]

[looneytunes]

Yeah, he broke me out. I think that Boomerang dude got out too.

[menarebrave]

[ Of course, Batman is aware that Joker broke Harley out. It's just been something that he's kept a distant eye on given the large threat at hand that Lex Luthor dropped on their doorstep. Still, the confirmation is noted. It sounds like she's the one from his reality.

Either these events haven't happened yet for him, or, they're happening while he's trying to put the team together. ]

'Boomerang dude'?

[looneytunes]

Captain Boonerang!

[menarebrave]

I can't say I've heard of him. He must not be a big deal in Gotham.