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[looneytunes]

Uh THAT was weird.

but these cookies

😘🤏

I'm Harley! What's your name?

Comments

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[blueberryprincess]

Aren't the cookies amazing? What kind did you get?

I'm Evie.

un: justbiggs

[alphabeticalplans]

Are a weird consolation prize? Yeah.

Biggs. You just showed up, too, huh?

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[menarebrave]

Harley? Well, now, that's an uncommon name. Welcome to Driftcrest.

[ There are plenty of people named "Harley", but given how many people have showed up in his reality? He has his suspicions on who this might be. Which makes him far less than thrilled. Maybe it's the paranoia getting to him, but, he's fairly sure he knows who this Harley is.

He almost wants to be proven wrong. ]

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[stayfightgive]

I must say, I did enjoy receiving those cookies.

[ Well, she only had one, but still. It was very good. ]

I'm Diana.

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[idontgetpaid]

They were good, right?

I'm Miles.

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[hibana_incursa]

If you're eating cookies from Jerry, that means you were polite to him. So thanks for not pissing off one of the coolest people in town. If you ever want to see him almost smile, I work at Starkbucks and know his exact coffee and pastry order.

[looneytunes]

Macadamian nut with white chocolate and sprinkles!!

Hi Evie! That's such a cute name!!

[looneytunes]

No, that emoji is CHEF KISS

Yes! I did. Biggs. Ooh lah lah.

[looneytunes]

BRUCE... WAYNE?!

Harley is short for Harleen. Even more uncommon!

[looneytunes]

Hey babe!! What kind of cookies did you get?

[looneytunes]

So good!

Miles! You're adorable!

[looneytunes]

Jerry... Seinfeld? Was that him?

I have no reason to piss him off!

[hibana_incursa]

No the info booth guy. His name is Jerry. He doesn’t smile much but is a treasure to this part of the multiverse.

If people are rude to him, they don’t get cookies.

[blueberryprincess]

Your name is wonderful, too.

I got lavender chocolate chip. They were the best cookies I’ve ever eaten. He won’t share the recipe, however, and I’m terrible with baking.

Hopefully I find more.

[looneytunes]

HA! I love it.

[looneytunes]

Thank yew, darlin.

Maybe if you keep asking, he'll give in!!

[hibana_incursa]

Hard same! He's like...the king of telling someone to go away with just a look. I wish I were that good.

[blueberryprincess]

I'm very hopeful gentle persistence wins out. Those were some fabulous cookies.

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[walkingshitshow]

Yeah, the cookies aren't bad. Kind of wish he did orders.

[alphabeticalplans]

They were good, sure, but what are they buttering us up for?

[And with that comment..
]

...yeah?

[looneytunes]

Maybe they were magic cookies. And by magic, I mean they had LSD in them.

[looneytunes]

Maybe it's an apology?

It was a joke. Because your name literally has BIG in it.

[looneytunes]

Is he always there?

[looneytunes]

Has anyone had a birthday here yet? Maybe he does for birthdays!

[alphabeticalplans]

For bringing us here? Maybe.

It does...?

That was also a joke. I'm bad at texting. Harley's an interesting name.