text | un: rotten

[looneytunes]

Uh THAT was weird.

but these cookies

😘🤏

I'm Harley! What's your name?

Comments

text: un: gwennnnn

[hibana_incursa]

If you're eating cookies from Jerry, that means you were polite to him. So thanks for not pissing off one of the coolest people in town. If you ever want to see him almost smile, I work at Starkbucks and know his exact coffee and pastry order.

[looneytunes]

Jerry... Seinfeld? Was that him?

I have no reason to piss him off!

[hibana_incursa]

No the info booth guy. His name is Jerry. He doesn’t smile much but is a treasure to this part of the multiverse.

If people are rude to him, they don’t get cookies.

[looneytunes]

HA! I love it.

[hibana_incursa]

Hard same! He's like...the king of telling someone to go away with just a look. I wish I were that good.

[looneytunes]

Is he always there?

[hibana_incursa]

It's the only place I've ever seen him, other than Starkbucks.

But he's there a lot. I stop by when I can just to say hi.

[looneytunes]

STARKbucks?

[hibana_incursa]

Like Starbucks, but in my universe it's owned by Tony Stark. He has his face as the logo.

[ And she shares a gif to show what she thinks of that. ]

But the coffee's amazing. A bit pricey, but not awful.