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Uh THAT was weird.

but these cookies

😘🤏

I'm Harley! What's your name?

They were good, sure, but what are they buttering us up for?

[And with that comment..
]

...yeah?

Maybe it's an apology?

It was a joke. Because your name literally has BIG in it.

For bringing us here? Maybe.

It does...?

That was also a joke. I'm bad at texting. Harley's an interesting name.

Sure!

Makes for good "riding" puns.

Which? Biggs or Harley?

[Harley is not a brand he's familiar with, alas.]

Harley! Like Harley Davidsons or whatever? Vroom vroom!

I can't say I'm familiar. It's a car?

It's a motorcycle brand.

See? That makes a lot more sense.

Is this the part where I should ask if it's a smooth ride?

Edited 2021-04-14 00:32 (UTC)

No way dude, it's a rough ride.

Oh yeah? It's always good to meet a woman who knows her way around a bike.

I'm more of a car kinda gal.

I'll keep that in mind.

Maybe if I can find a bike, I can change your mind.