text: un: thetonystark

[the_next_mission]

So, what's the multiverse method for getting verified? Anyone know?

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[the_next_mission]

I need it.

So hang on, you know who I am then? Also, tell me more about the multiverse--I'm working off string theory, here, this is my first time reality hopping.

[hibana_incursa]

I know a couple different versions of you. Which, part of the multiverse.

There are so many universes in the multiverse, and most if not all of them have a version of you or me somewhere. I say most, because I've met a few different versions of people i know, and also learned that some are dead in their universes.

The version of you from my universe? Never met him. But he owns the coffee chain, like I said, and is a weapons manufacturer. Not the nicest guy. That's irrelevant. The other version of you I know, I met him on a train traveling through somewhere called the Void. I think it's sort of an in-between? Not really in any universe, able to get to many. Like a hallway with thousands of rooms branching off. Or something.

If you talk to the current owner, I'm sure he'll shove Starkbucks at you. He's trying to retire.

[the_next_mission]

Huh. Must've never been to Afghanistan.

I like coffee, though, so yeah, why not? Can you give me an introduction? I don't have a Pepper to do that for me. I'll add a finder's fee if he lets me take it off his hands, how's that sound?

[hibana_incursa]

His name is Aiden and he’s already waiting at the shop for you to sign papers. He really is desperate to spend time with his wife and grandkids as much as he wants.

And I’ll teach you how to make the stuff here. In like. A few days. I’m just here doing tips. Sorta spent a couple weeks as an ice statue and the doctors orders are to take it easy.

Clearly they’ve never dealt with a high energy teenager.
How about just bring me a burger and fries from the burger joint three doors down from your store? That’s a good finders fee.

[the_next_mission]

You work too cheap, kid. I'm throwing in a chocolate shake to dip your fries in. Only way to go.

Now, while I run around and do some stuff, tell me more about this ice statue thing. I know intergalactic zombies, but people getting turned into ice statues is new to me.

[hibana_incursa]

Their chocolate shakes suck. Try mango or strawberry.

Okay so. We had an issue with monsters. When we got here there were guards with incendiary weapons on the walls. They were protecting us from something called the Unseen.

One night I thought I heard my best friend calling for help so I went out to find him. And then apparently got caught by an Unseen and wound up in what was the memorial gardens. That, btw, was full of people who were also turned to ice. And some of the statues were transforming.l slowly.

So I hear.

I also hear a couple of the neighborhood bullies who I don’t get along with were going to mess with my statue but w/e. Kinda sad that they think that’s the only time they’d get one over on me, tbh.