text: un: thetonystark

[the_next_mission]

So, what's the multiverse method for getting verified? Anyone know?

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[crazy_white_girl]

[ Sorry, Tony, but you’re getting a young blonde on your feed because she’s still a little tired and not in the mood to text. But she’s curious about the username. ]

Is getting verified really that important?

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[the_next_mission]

[Have a blank look, Adorable Teenager.]

Yes. Obviously. You should know, you're Twitter aged. What're you, fifteen?

[crazy_white_girl]

[ Oh look, an equally blank look. Fun! ]

No.

What are you? Fifty?

[the_next_mission]

Excuse you?!? I'm forty, thank you very much. Rude little whippersnapper.

[Oh, he likes this one. She's his now.]

I'm starving. Where can a guy get something hot and greasy around here? Like shawarma--you ever had shawarma?

[crazy_white_girl]

[ It’s all his fault that she has to bite the inside of her cheek to keep from laughing. ]

Who even says whippersnappers these days?

Yeah, I have but I don’t know if they have anything like that here. Mr. Delmar’s has really good sandwiches though.

[the_next_mission]

No one. Good eye.

Delmar's? Square deal. Where you at, I'm picking you up. I don't like eating alone.

[crazy_white_girl]

How about I just meet you there?

[the_next_mission]

Fair enough.

Text me when you get there if I don't find you first. I'll probably get lost, I have a miserable sense of direction.

[Lie: it's for the safety of a young girl, but look at this face. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth.]

[crazy_white_girl]

I’m sure you’ll find it just fine but I’ll keep an eye out for an old geezer with weird sayings.