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[babyavenger]

sup guys. ive been kinda MIA. dont ask what i was doing all this time, im not even sure i know

anyway, uh... what all's been going down since we moved into like an HP Lovecraft horror novel?

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[walkingshitshow]

Do you go mia a lot?

But honestly, not a lot. The heat sucks, the locals are assholes and apparently, there are monsters outside the walls.

[babyavenger]

no, not anymore.

and yeah, as a newyorker i hundo percent agree the heat sucks.

[walkingshitshow]

Okay. Got anyone to check on you just in case?

I'm from Hell's Kitchen myself. So yeah.

[babyavenger]

yeah,

apparently Loki, the god of mischief himself.

i'll get back to you on if thats good or bad. plus i have a guardian but idk where he is rn.

oh really? im from Queens. my aunt won't let me even think about going to Hell's Kitchen.

[walkingshitshow]

Ah. The same one from...

If you need a place to hang out sometimes, there is usually a lot of teens running around the house. Or at the bar now.

Probably a smart choice on her part. It's strange but I almost miss it now.

[babyavenger]

Yup! thats the one! its okay though, he hasnt stabbed me once yet. which i realize is a rlly low bar but hey.

anyways

yeah, May says i dont need to go there because of this that and the other. i wasnt really listening and ive been there like twice.

it was by accident but i sure as hell wasnt gonna tell her about it.

[walkingshitshow]

You really need to check your idea of standards, kid.

You know, I shouldn't ask how you accidentally ended up in Hell's Kitchen because it's possible

But how?

[babyavenger]

i said it was a low bar but i mean just because it's low doesnt really mean it doesnt deserve being mentioned.

oh, uh once i fell asleep on the subway and then the other time i got tricked by someone at school into going to a thing-it was a bad thing and i shouldnt have gone.

[walkingshitshow]

Except that we did mention it.

What happened to you?

[babyavenger]

i went back home and never told my aunt about it and lived hap-uh. I lived.