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[babyavenger]

so who do i complain to about my social worker being a bitch?

cuz that was just uncalled for. it's not my fault you're a social worker, lady. you chose this.

and i think you chose wrong imjs.

anyways

how is everyone else today?

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[morethanatrickster]

That's...an interesting government organization.

[And one they didn't have on Asgard.]

And these social workers exist here?

[babyavenger]

for better or for worse, i guess.

they usually at least try to sound sympathetic.

not today though. today was 'i dont even want to be here, let's make this quick.'

[morethanatrickster]

What is it she needed to make quick?

[babyavenger]

it was just a check in to see how things are going so no need for her to annoyed about it.

it would have been routine except that i have no idea where Mr Jace is rn and i guess that means i have to be rehoused again.

[morethanatrickster]

What business does a bureaucrat have in your living arrangements? You aren't even of this world.

[babyavenger]

no, but im still a minor and they think that i cant just live on my own.

[morethanatrickster]

A minor...? Do mortals even have coming of age ceremonies?

[babyavenger]

depends on the religion because some culture do but typically it's more like once you reach a certain ages youre allowed to do more things than you could before.

like drive a car, live on your own, vote, that kinda thing.

[morethanatrickster]

Without earning the right?

[Evidently that is not how Asgard works...worked.]

That explains a lot about America.

Where will they send you?

[babyavenger]

idk thats not up to me. i have never been part of that conversation just the 'you're going to be staying with your aunt and uncle for a few days while we look into something things' part.

[morethanatrickster]

What?

No, not on Earth, Peter. Here. Where will they send you?

[babyavenger]

i dont know. it's not up to me. you'd have to talk to the social worker. her name was Holly.

[morethanatrickster]

Then I shall. You're a living, thinking being, not some pet to be cast-off to the closest home. It's absurd.

[babyavenger]

good luck. but that's not really a battle you can win. If I thought i could, i would fight it.

[morethanatrickster]

I rarely lose battles.

[Historically there was that one time, but you know...]

We shall see.