video; un: heisenberg

[thehammertofall]

[The man on your video screen is wearing a widebrimmed hat, circle-rimmed sunglasses, and is smoking a cigar. He blows smoke off to the side and leans back in his chair, stretching his arms over to his head.]

Well, isn't this an interesting situation? My name is Heisenberg, I arrived here a few days ago. Just getting settled in, you know. A lot different from what I'm used to, but I'd like to think I'm adaptable.

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[thehammertofall]

At random? What was it before it was this desert wasteland?

[hibana_incursa]

Mountain village with monsters called The Unseen. They were pretty awful.

[thehammertofall]

A mountain village with monsters I can deal with. That's about where I came from. Though we had lycans, instead of uuh, The Unseen.

[hibana_incursa]

Lycans. Really? That sounds unpleasant.

[thehammertofall]

You just gotta know how to talk to them. Big puppies, when it comes down to it.

[hibana_incursa]

I'm sure.

[ Morgan Freeman Voiceover Gwen Stacy was not sure. ]

Do they listen to you?

[thehammertofall]

I've formed something of an understanding with them. They listen to me better than they listen to anyone else in the village, I suppose.

[hibana_incursa]

Like...like how much better, would you say?

[thehammertofall]

Weeeeell, not everyone has the gift of gab like I do. And they don't take the time to appreciate these fascinating creatures.

[hibana_incursa]

If Lycans ever show up, you might end up being the hero Haven needs.

[thehammertofall]

Well I'll do my best, I promise that. Wouldn't want to disappoint you, now would I?

[hibana_incursa]

[ A moment of Unsure staring, but then Gwen smiles just a bit. ]

I appreciate that. Hopefully, it doesn't come to that. Right now we have enough to deal with when you consider the creatures local to Haven. They're pretty nasty.

[thehammertofall]

Well I'll be sure to keep an eye out for them. Is that's what's over that wall there?

[hibana_incursa]

Yep! I've seen a few. Just a heads up; if you do go outside the wall, there's also Marauders and Lunatics out there.

[thehammertofall]

Oh, well. Those don't sound like any fun at all. I'll stay on this side of the wall, it sounds like.