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[mayp]

Hello, for those who do not know me my name is May Parker. I am curious, how many children and teenagers do we have here?

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[hashtagparkerluck]

Wow, are you just gonna riff on everything I say? I'm really proud of that laptop, thanks.

Also, since you mentioned insurance and all... so I'm sure you noticed they have cars here... and, well, I have a learner's permit-or I did back uh home...

[runs_on_batteries]

Alright, alright. Yes, you did good with what you had. Better than like 99.something% of the population could've done.

[He raises his eyebrow again.]

Shouldn't that fall under May's jurisdiction?

[hashtagparkerluck]

She won't care. Besides, you don't know what I was gonna ask.

[runs_on_batteries]

[Okay, let's humor the kid.]

Oh? And what oh-so-subtle-one are you going to ask?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Why does he get the feeling Tony is saying he's not subtle at all, he's perfectly subtle! ]

I was just wondering if maybe you might consider.. you know.. helping teach me how to drive?

[runs_on_batteries]

....

Are you sure you want me to be the one to teach you?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Yes? I mean, you're supposed to be like a really good driver, right? Who better to teach me?

[runs_on_batteries]

[Don't compliment him! This was already hard to resist as it is!]

Just a second ago you were saying I was too critical.

[hashtagparkerluck]

That has nothing to do with this. Please???

[runs_on_batteries]

[The biggest eye roll ever!]

Fine. Gwen too or just you?

[hashtagparkerluck]

YES! [ Double fist pump! This is gonna be awesome. ]

Uh.. I dunno know, you'd have to ask her.

[runs_on_batteries]

Why would I ask her? It's her favor.

Anyway, did you see how many days this festival is running?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Yeah, I volunteered to help out at the Batman one. Don't worry though, Iron Man's still my favorite super hero.

[runs_on_batteries]

What? No, I mean, I want you and Gwen to take Alice to the festival and watch a movie with her.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Oh, sure. Definitely.

Anyways, I have to work until four tomorrow but after that, driving lessons???

[runs_on_batteries]

Don't overdo the energy drinks before we go.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Thumbs up! ]

you got, Mr Stark!

[runs_on_batteries]

Great, now I have to figure out how car sales work around here.

[He mutters 'damn kid' before hanging up on him.]