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[mayp]

Hello, for those who do not know me my name is May Parker. I am curious, how many children and teenagers do we have here?

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[mayday_parker]

I do.

...

My name is May Parker and Peter Parker is my dad.

[mayp]

Oh.

I have to say it is unexpected - pleasant, though just not what I was expecting.

[mayday_parker]

Yeah so uh.

Nice to meet you, Great Aunt May.

[mayp]

Just Aunt May, none of the Great stuff. I'm certainly not old enough for that.

[mayday_parker]

Okay.

I've heard so much about you.

[mayp]

....I'm not sure what I think of it but I really do hope its good.

I didn't know you at all?

[mayday_parker]

It is. Dad loved you so much.

No, but you were like... super old when you died. It was just before I could really meet you.

[mayp]

I love him a lot too, he's pretty brilliant if you ask me.

I'm glad it was just that and nothing else honestly. Still we have a chance to get to know each other now which is good.

[mayday_parker]

Yeah. I- I really miss him.

Yes we do!

Hey... do you happen to work at the library?

[mayp]

I do, why do you ask?

[mayday_parker]

Because so do I!

It explains SO MUCH of the confusion when people ask me about a job they swear “May Parker” did.