text; un: realalanwake

[drowningman]

Hello.

My name is Alan Wake - if you have seen someone here before me who has said that he is Alan Wake, he is lying. That man is not human, he is a being of darkness made real in my image. It's a long story.

Do NOT trust him. He is dangerous. He has hurt people before and I don't doubt he'll do it again.

Comments

[drowningman]

Depends. Conversation about what? I'm not bringing Alex Casey back, he's dead.

[dynamitedarling]

Oh, no, no. Nothing like that, Mister Wake.

About things of a, shall we say, darker nature?

[drowningman]

I'd say what a relief but the thing you actually want to talk about is probably worse. But if it will help convince anyone not to trust Mister Scratch? Sure.

[dynamitedarling]

Wonderful. Yes. I am at Starkbucks today if you would like to come by for a coffee and a talk - if today is too busy for you, however, consider it a standing invitation.

[drowningman]

You had me at coffee, although I would prefer a sitting invitation. If that's possible.

[Local funnyman Alan Fake strikes again.]

[dynamitedarling]

Ha! Funny. You're funny. I did hear you had a sense of humor.

I'm here when you have a minute or two!

[drowningman]

Better than some of the other things you could have heard about me.

I'll be there when I get the opportunity.