Alan Wake (
drowningman) wrote in
fluxnet2021-07-04 10:07 pm
text; un: realalanwake
Hello.
My name is Alan Wake - if you have seen someone here before me who has said that he is Alan Wake, he is lying. That man is not human, he is a being of darkness made real in my image. It's a long story.
Do NOT trust him. He is dangerous. He has hurt people before and I don't doubt he'll do it again.
My name is Alan Wake - if you have seen someone here before me who has said that he is Alan Wake, he is lying. That man is not human, he is a being of darkness made real in my image. It's a long story.
Do NOT trust him. He is dangerous. He has hurt people before and I don't doubt he'll do it again.

Text | un: suddenstop
Hey, what the fuck?????
Who the hell are you???? Are you trying to steal my identity or something????????
text; un: realalanwake
Hey, what the fuck yourself.
I'm Alan Wake.
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No, buddy, you're not. I'm Alan Wake. I don't even have to call myself the 'real' one, come the fuck on.
You crazy superfans are all the same, knock it off and quit being a creep, huh?
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Momentary Video
text then video
Back to Video
Video Again - can't believe how realistic this childish internet argument is
Video - Right???
Back to texting
Likewise back to text
my keywords have never been more perfect
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the petty levels are off the charts
concept: a reality tv show but it's just them locked in a room together
I'd watch it
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Over on Alan's side of the conversation.
text. username: Πυθία
Yeah. He's... been running around using your name from the moment he arrived. Being an asshole.
[Trying to kill her. You know. Little things.]
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They say if you get a job doing what you love you'll never work a day in your life, and he is a professional asshole.
So I guess I can't be that surprised.
[Classic Scratch.]
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He is IMMENSELY skilled at it.
And it sort of cranks up to eleven when he's drunk and depowered.
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text | un: realbrucewayne (☑)
Or, maybe be a bit more specific about what your body double might do.
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Most people may not believe you about a murderous doppelganger. Especially if he arrived here first. So, it might be best if you can give us some details on how to tell the two of you apart. Besides the obvious description of "murder."
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text | un: fadenout
What makes you the real Alan Wake?
[ 'This almost feels like it should be a song. Will the real Alan Wake please stand up...' Jesse just shakes her head. ]
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| private encryption
| private encryption - (I headcanon Alan as not very tech-savvy...)
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Not when she's just gotten him BACK.]
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text | un: drdarling
Really?
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Do you want an autograph?
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Text; un: Mysterio
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text; un: dagger
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text un: tmercer (☑)
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text | un: originaltrickster
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UN: punsintended | Text.
perfect.
more reason to be constantly vigilant.
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No one knows how much it sucks that he exists better than me.