drowningman: (alone in my own wake)
Alan Wake ([personal profile] drowningman) wrote in [community profile] fluxnet2021-07-04 10:07 pm

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Hello.

My name is Alan Wake - if you have seen someone here before me who has said that he is Alan Wake, he is lying. That man is not human, he is a being of darkness made real in my image. It's a long story.

Do NOT trust him. He is dangerous. He has hurt people before and I don't doubt he'll do it again.
pythianwoman: (fond)

[personal profile] pythianwoman 2021-07-11 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
So you jump through hoops and mind the frankly ridiculous rules and bite your tongue when you have to fill out paperwork regarding your misuse of bar utensils.

[That’s AWFUL, Alan. But she’s also laughing at it.]

And the people who never minded how Captain Crunch cut their mouth.
pythianwoman: (laughing)

[personal profile] pythianwoman 2021-07-15 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
And then you get stuck back in MORE TRAINING. That goes about as well as the first three rounds did because nothing's changed.

Oh no. Alan, no. Say it ain’t so, Alan.