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[drowningman]

Hello.

My name is Alan Wake - if you have seen someone here before me who has said that he is Alan Wake, he is lying. That man is not human, he is a being of darkness made real in my image. It's a long story.

Do NOT trust him. He is dangerous. He has hurt people before and I don't doubt he'll do it again.

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[menarebrave]

[ Surprisingly, it's very serious. ]

I can think of better ways to spend it. That doesn't mean it doesn't need to be investigated.

Trust me, I understand a few things about the media twisting things. The key is to set things up so they fall into the traps you want them. That's the only way to make it so any PR is good PR.

[drowningman]

Tuesday then?

Sorry, I must have missed that marketing seminar. Too busy partying and punching paparazzi in the face.

[menarebrave]

I can think of a few paparazzi that would deserve it. I may have crashed one or two fancy cars just to get their attention off of me and more onto the car.

[ That, however, might be bad PR. ]

[drowningman]

Oh no! Those poor sports cars!

[menarebrave]

They're really not all they're made out to be. I prefer my Austin.