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[drowningman]

Hello.

My name is Alan Wake - if you have seen someone here before me who has said that he is Alan Wake, he is lying. That man is not human, he is a being of darkness made real in my image. It's a long story.

Do NOT trust him. He is dangerous. He has hurt people before and I don't doubt he'll do it again.

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[drowningman]

I don't want to think about how experienced you sound about doppelgangers, do I?

Fingerprints are the same. DNA - I don't know. His body was not actual flesh and blood where we came from, but I don't know if coming here would have changed that. He wouldn't have been able to handle the sun before. Here? It's just a major annoyance.

[morethanatrickster]

Or perhaps you do. It never hurts to be prepared, does it?

I wager two of them isn't doing him any favors either, is it? That is a distinction, albeit a small one, but still we're at a disadvantage. If a murderer is wearing your face, telling us all that is just what the murderer would do in order to sow discourse.

Perhaps we should ask the both of you to bleed.

[drowningman]

It doesn't. I won't lie and say I'm not curious. [He doesn't ask though.]

He was created during my "I think I will cause problems on purpose" phase, so you'd be right to be suspicious of either of us. I don't know if anything can make you hate yourself more than having to deal with your own bullshit but with more knives.

Anyway, if bleeding is what it takes then I'll happily do it.

[morethanatrickster]

Too true. [Alan really has no idea how much he understand dealing with your own bullshit.]

So willing to bleed to be proven right...or wrong. Either way, I'd be happy to help.

[He may be jesting.]