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[mayp]

Hello, for those who do not know me my name is May Parker. I am curious, how many children and teenagers do we have here?

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[runs_on_batteries]

Too many, can we send a few back for a refund?

[hibana_incursa]

Rude.

[runs_on_batteries]

What?

[crazy_white_girl]

I was going to say that, thank you.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Sorry Mr Stark, you can't return damaged goods.

[ Get it? 'cause he's emotionally scarred and damaged??? He's so funny. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

Okay now you must say three nice things about yourself or no ice cream.

One...

[hashtagparkerluck]

But it was just a joke....?

[runs_on_batteries]

Two..

[hashtagparkerluck]

What? You can't count at me for that!

[runs_on_batteries]

Two and a half..

[He raised an eyebrow as a warning.]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Oh, shit. Apparently he can. ]

[ He sucks in a breath and puffs up his cheeks before letting the breath go and then quickly rattling off the first three things he can think of. Can he think of three? Guess he's gonna find out. ]

Uh I'm good at chemistry. I'm nice and uh.. I have the best girlfriend?

[runs_on_batteries]

Close enough.

[He almost smiled.]

You're getting away with that last one because I'm nice.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ The urge to mouth off is so, so strong right now but he only just managed to get out of trouble. But it's just so easy... ]

Did I tell you I got a job?

[ Yup. Just abruptly change the subject, that's probably the best away to go. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

No, where? Did you tell them they need to get more insurance?

[hibana_incursa]

Peter Benjamin Parker.

[ Oh, shit. ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

What? C'mon it was just a joke.

[hibana_incursa]

Yeah, not a fan of that joke.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He just takes a breath and lets it out because he knows better than to try and convince her it's actually funny. ]

...Sorry.

[mayp]

Really Tony, you don't want to take them under your wing? You are so good to Peter. Almost like an Uncle to him.

[runs_on_batteries]

No!

..

It just happens sometimes. Complete accident.

[mayp]

Don't worry I promise I'll keep your secret.

[runs_on_batteries]

You're a gem. When are you coming for dinner?

[mayp]

The least I can do for such an amazing friend. Name a time and I will be there.

[runs_on_batteries]

I'm still upgrading the décor here, but if you don't hold it against me, you can come over Friday. Turns out the fellow who owns Starkbucks is looking forward to retiring and says I can have it. I'm going to go check it out tomorrow.

[mayp]

That is absolutely fine, knowing you what you have already is going to be amazing. Plus, I'm more for the company than the decorations.