video: un: littlealbatross

[soulmakingsound]

[River doesn't look at the camera. Instead, she sits crosslegged on the floor, writing rapidly in a notebook. Almost as though she's forgotten she started recording herself]

Already I've heard hypotheses on how we got here, and what we might be doing here. Alternate dimension seems to be the most popular theory but I'm uncertain. The train seems to imply short distance travel, and yet this planet is not in any solar system I've visited. Some sort of transport capable of space travel would be necessary, but I've yet to find anything outside of Serenity.

[Finally, she looks up, pausing in her work.] My name is River. If you wish to meet me, or partake in dance lessons, I can be found at Groove City.

video; un: gotmanparts

[gorramvera]

Now I don't like being kidnapped as much as the next person but at least this place has good food.

[ Because, yes, the large, somewhat imposing man on the video feed currently has a mouthful of double chocolate cookie in his mouth. It kind of takes away from what might normally make him appear intimidating to some but apparently not to Jerry who had given him a box of cookies despite his behavior. Or maybe they had been used as a distraction....which worked.

He is also trying to walk and talk while he stuffs the rest of the cookie into his mouth, chewing quickly to say something else but gets cut off when a local man bumps into him hard enough to jostle him. It's enough to make him stop and glare, his features changing as he snarls in a way that makes the other man back up in second thought. ]

That's right, git. I see you again and you'll be missing some mighty important parts that you may need later on.

[ He continues to glare until the man scampers away, then he huffs and turns his attention back to the video. ]

People seem less than friendly around here, don't they?

[ He takes a second to grab himself another cookie, admiring it with a pleased look while he starts to walk again. ]

Anyways, my name is Jayne. Don't reckon I'm really from around here and supposedly there are a bunch of others who aren't too. So who can tell me what I'm to do to get back home because I don't believe there is not one gorram thing we can do about this. I could have threatened the guy in the booth but he gave me cookies and I didn't have my knife. Is there anyone else we can torture for answers?

Also, has anyone else heard mention of Serenity? Or someone named Mal? Or maybe Kaylee or Inara or Zoe? Maybe even a slip of a girl named River? She also has a brother named Simon. You can't miss him. He's one of those proper sorts. Can't stand being dirty.

[ There are a couple of others he could mention but...he won't. He's just going to wait for someone to answer now even though he could go on giving descriptions. Or ideas of torture. ]

[Video]; UN: Cap

[butnotus]

[The video clicks on and Steve is looking around, hands on his hips, Shield on his back, lips pursed]

To borrow a phrase from a friend. This seems terrible.

[He smiles wistfully]

Can't say I expected to be kidnapped though... but at least I know it's possible to exist in different times, right?

video; un: howl

[heartstar]

(The camera opens up on Howl's face. He's smiling wide, but his eyes still have a bit of sadness in them. He's missing someone, but doesn't really know that feeling.

Anyway.

He gestures wildly, his jewelry clinking as he does so.)

Hello! I am here, at your service, for anything you might need. But only during office hours. 9-5.

10-4.

Ahem.

My name is Howl and I can help you with things that other people cannot. Seek me if you need me.