hibana_incursa[ Gwen's stealth recording. Which means she's aware she's streaming, but someone in the room might not be. It's around lunch time and Gwen's eating some nachos she got from one of the restaurants on the SuperWaiter app. In the background, a womans voice is heard talking. Telling really awful jokes and laughing about them and Gwen, while amused? Isn't cracking as much of a smile. Or at least, trying not to. ]
I tried playing hide and seek in the hospital, but they kept finding me in the ICU.
[ That's the person she's recording, telling that joke. And Gwen's eyebrow twitches upward some, but that's about it. ]
Please don't quit your day job.
[ That gets a laugh out of whoever's telling jokes and Gwen smiles just a little bit more. ]
That can't be the best you have.
I got more. Just you wait. Who’s the coolest person in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy.
Who stands in for him when he’s on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy.
[ A soft snort from Gwen, trying to not laugh is getting a bit difficult. ]
A man goes to the hospital and says, “Doctor, I think I’m a bit hard of hearing”. The doctor replies “Can you describe the symptoms?” The man says “Sure. Marge has blue hair, Homer is fat and bald”
[ That's it. That's what does it. Gwen actually laughs just a bit, the laugh turning into a small fit of coughing but she's fine. ]
Okay, okay...next time I order from SuperWaiter, I'll get you churros. That was the bet. You won.
[ There's a laugh from the person off screen and then the nurse walks out, grinning from ear to ear, telling Gwen to get some rest. ]
Bye, Hanna!
[ They notice Gwen recording, give the camera a wave, and the petite, black haired nurse heads out the door to check on other patients. Gwen finally turns to look at her FluxPhone. ]
So, that's life at the Driftcrest Hospital. Where nurses have jokes and they don't care if you order outside food.
Someone told me I've been an ice statue for a couple weeks, and we have a lot of new faces in town. I'm Gwen. I work part time at Starkbucks as shift supervisor, and teach drums. I also work for SuperWaiter when I have a minute or so. For anyone that's just arrived, you don't by any chance remember being on a train that was travelling through what people in that universe called The Void, do you? Just wondering.
Also, if you're new, and have questions. Let me know. And yes, I did say Starkbucks. Not Starbucks. Starkbucks is a coffee chain from my universe, owned by the Tony Stark there.
Anyway, hi. Let me know if you have questions. I'll do what I can to either answer or give you my theories as to why this place is just a little crazy.
Thanks!
[ /endfeed. ]